Security BSides is coming to London

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The security community in London has always tended to be slightly envious of our American cousins. They’ve always ended up with the best conferences with the biggest releases and the coolest people. Only a few from Europe crossing the pond and even less doing so with the blessing of an employer.

However, that has all changed, with Security BSides London being announced for April 20th 2011. The anti-conference of security conferences. No bells, whistles, sales people with no clue what they’re talking about and scantily-dressed booth babes. It’s the event where the elite security crew turn up to network, give talks and heckle one another. It’s the place where cutting edge real world security issues are bought to life.


So if you haven’t booked your free ticket yet, head over right now and sign up before they’re all gone.

Still not convinced, check out the excellent marketing campaign on youtube.

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Post-Holiday Blues

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I’ve figured out why everyone in the office is so miserable. At first I thought it was a simple case of the post-holiday blues. Or perhaps they were regretting all the calories they’d consumed whilst socialising with family they’d rather not see. But the reality is that people are miserable because of security.

They walk back to the office knowing full well, like hundreds of others in their office, they’ve forgotten their password. So they have to wait 33.28 minutes on-hold listening to Jingle Bells because someone forgot to put the elevator music back on. You then have to jump through 20 different hoops to identify yourself. Your name, ID number, user ID, your managers name, your national insurance number… blah blah blah.

Finally, you’re told that your password has been reset to Password123.

Success? Nearly, because you’re not quite out of the woods yet.

You logon and the system and it asks you to choose a new password and that goes somewhat like this:


And you wonder why people are miserable on their return to work.

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My New Years Resolution

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The New Year is always a good time to wipe the slate clean and start afresh. On a personal level many of us vow to make big changes in our lives. Spend more time with the family, lose weight, climb that mountain we’ve always wanted to climb and so on.

This year however, I’ve decided that I should make some specific professional resolutions with regards to information security.

Once I sat down to think about it, I realised it wasn’t an easy task. In order to make a resolution, you have to first admit there is a deficiency that needs correcting to begin with. So when someone asks you “what’s your resolution” what you’re really telling them is what you think is wrong with you.

Information security is not unlike most professional industries. Whenever anything goes wrong, it’s never really our fault. With a large number of people to point the finger at, it’s almost too easy to shift the blame. If there’s a security breach, you can blame the “lazy” developer for coding it wrong, the “incompetent” IT department for not patching it on time, the “ignorant” manager for not doing anything with the risk report you issued them with, or if all else fails, simply blame the “dumb” user.

So, this year, I’d like to set off on a more positive and accountable route. Not just personally, but hopefully something that my friends and colleagues in information security will also adopt:

If you’ve heard me talk about security but still don’t think it’s important.

That’s my fault not yours.

If you’ve seen my solution but don’t endorse it.

Then I haven’t understood your problem correctly

If you’re bored of my presentation

That’s due to my lack of passion and engagement.

If I fail to persuade you to implement a policy

That’s my fault too.

If a system is so secure it reduces your efficiency.

Then I need to design solutions that meet your business needs.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous 2011.

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A new years message

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As 2010 draws to a close, rather than send loads of cards, what better way to remind all your friends that you’re thinking of them as the calendar changes to 2011. So investing in the latest technology, hiring stuntmen, rigging explosions and bringing you the best new year video ever made…

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A look back at 2010

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I wasn’t going to write anything about this year in terms of a recap or future predictions, well purely because everyone seems to do it and it becomes a bit repetitive.

But I saw this Google video of the year in perspective and thought it’s worth sharing. – Enjoy.

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UFC 124

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I’ve had a pretty bad run of predicting UFC fights lately and it seemed like lady luck was against me. First Brock Lesnar got absolutely demolished and then Matt Hughes. If there was a slight silver lining it was that Rampage Jackson beat Lyoto Machida (barely).

But this weekend made up for all of it as Georges St Pier methodically took apart Josh Koscheck en route to a near perfect victory. People may complain that Georges wasn’t able to finish Josh, but personally nothing was more satisfying than seeing Josh getting punched repeatedly in the right eye for the full 25 minutes.

What a great early Christmas present!


I could tell you there were other fights on the card, but I honestly can’t remember any of them.

PS. Get healed up soon Josh. We need someone to root against in our fights :)

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10 types of managers to avoid

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image  As the old saying goes, you can’t choose your family, but you can choose your friends. I’m not sure which category managers fall into. On one hand they are thrust upon you by the organisation, “ye shall report to thee” and you have no say in the matter. On the other hand the counter-argument is, just change jobs.

But whilst you’re pondering over whether a manager is like family or a friend, lets look at 10 types of managers we’d rather not work for.

10. Nothing’s good enough

You know the type, whatever you deliver is not good enough. It’s too soon, it’s too late, not enough words or not enough pie charts. Avoid him like the plague or sit in a purgatory of endless document revisions.

9. The reject

He’s the guy who seems normal enough until you try to go for a promotion. You realise he’s the guy who went for the job above him but got rejected and hence begrudgingly doing his role managing you, whereas he could have been so much higher up the food chain. Expect to listen to plenty of sob stories of how he was wronged and how his superiors are all corrupt as FIFA officials. He will wear you down and drain you of all enthusiasm and talent.

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Random Security Picture

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Is this what your web application looks like?


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In flight safety card – what they really mean

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So how many times have you been on a flight, probably on an international low-cost airline which is still using planes that your great grandpa used to fly back in the day and looked at that badly drawn safety card and wondered to yourself, “what does this mean?”

Fear not, they’re explained here.



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My my commissioner, what nice teeth you have

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image Having seen many prison films over the years, I know one thing. Whether you’re innocent or not, the first day you get into prison, if you want to avoid being the soap picker you have to make an example out of someone. It could be fashioning a shank out of a biro and stabbing your cellmate in the neck several times in the neck, or biting the ear off a prison warden. This sends a message out to everyone else, that you’re not someone to be messed with and they will leave you alone for the duration of your stay.

Well, today it so appears as if the UK’s information commissioners office received the memo today. As of April 2010, they’ve had the power to impose penalties of up to £500.000 for serious breaches of the Data Protection Act (up from the previous penalty of £5,000).

Come November and many of us were wondering if the commissioner actually had the coconuts to know what to do with their newfound power. I know of some security commentators who’ve been reluctant to believe they would ever fine anyone at all. But today 24th November 2010, they unleashed their vengeance and furious anger on not 1 but 2 data leakers on the same day.

Herfordshire County Council receiving the shank in the neck with a £100,000 fine for sending a fax to the wrong number (twice) and A4e were fined £60,000 for losing an unencrypted laptop which contained sensitive information.

So three cheers for the commissioner and for fighting the good security fight against these careless and sloppy organisations?

Not really.

Simply fining organisations isn’t necessarily going to address the problem and gives little benefit other than fill the commissioners coffers. You still have data that has been lost which isn’t coming back and no assurance that the same won’t happen again. But there appears to be a disturbing trend whereby Governments, regulatory bodies and the like have agreed on a standard operating model, which is depicted as below:


Don’t believe me? Why do you think PCI DSS is so widely feared and adhered to? Let me give you a hint, it’s not because people truly believe in the security values it stands for.

Sarbanes Oxley, an almost bottomless pit of money poured into achieving compliance.

And then we wonder why people view security in a negative light. It’s because all they ever hear is do this or you’ll get fined, do that or you’ll be sent to jail, threats threats threats. It’s all about negative threats.

I’m not saying that governing bodies or professional certifications are completely useless. It’s just that you can’t go around milking the information security cash cow forever and there’s more to it than just scaring people. Information security isn’t the most complicated thing on the planet, a lot of it is common sense. You just need to identify critical bits of information, make sure only the people who need it can access it for legitimate purposes and once the information is no longer needed it’s destroyed.

If our regulatory bodies actually tried helping by making security easy to understand and accessible by all companies there would probably be a much greater benefit to all. Or an even radical approach would be to, say, where a company hasn’t encrypted their laptops, force them to spend money into rolling out encryption and performing a proper security assessment into their controls and how they handle data.

But then again they wouldn’t make much money if they done that.

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