As immortalized in the infamous video, the poster you’ve all been waiting for. Use as your desktop background, print out onto your T-Shirts, mugs or mouse mats. Or better still, just email to non-CISSP’s just to reinforce who the boss is.
Compatible with most recruitment agencies, just email along in place of a covering letter. As soon as they realise you’re a mofo’ing CISSP, the job is as good as yours.
The rumours that have been bubbling for a while… may be true. After much demonstrations at comic-con, the Cynic Adventures comic strip is being released. Stay tuned for more adventures citizens.